Laugh or Cry?

According to an unimpeachable source (da internetz), Michigan wide receiver Mario Manningham, a talented young man who maintained eligibility for three years before turning pro after his junior season, scored a 72 on the IQ test administered by the NFL. This is considered borderline retardation on the old guidelines. How did Manningham stay eligible when he was technically mentally disabled? By taking and passing courses at Michigan such as “How To Manage A Day Planner” and “How To Read A Calendar”.

Normally, I never miss an opportunity to heap ridicule on a Wolverine, but the truth is Manningham manhandled my team the last two years, Yep, we got pwned by a retard.

Apologies for the non-PC talk, Michigan brings it out in me.

NP: The Vaughn Brothers, “Tick Tock”